News just in... Apparently, Santa Clause does not exist. Well if he doesn't, I pose to you the question - why are there so many people impersonating him and where did they get the idea from? I once saw Santa and I said to him 'Santa, my son, what you do is a great thing, a really great thing. But one day your gonna get in trouble. You've got to stop sneaking into little kids bed rooms. All it's gonna take is someone to cotton on and there's gonna be law case against ya. Santa, Pack it in and get a proper job'.

Book now for Christmas joy at The Royal Oak on 01548 561481. 2 Sensational acts coming up. I am writing to inform you of 2 events of extreme Christmas joy. At The Royal Oak (Malborough, Devon tel 01548 561481) Darryl Way on Saturday 20th December 7.30pm and Sir Vincent Lee and The Big Combo, Sunday 28th December.

The Royal Oak hosts the annual Malborough music week, which will takes place in August. Please watch out for up and coming music at The Royal Oak. The Royal Oak has had all kinds of entertainment throughout the years including jazz, blues, rock and roll bands as well as comedians, classical, theatre and poets - you name it!

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